middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is
awkward in person, funny and social on the internet
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
HOWDY DOODLY FRI END
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR
HOW IWONDER WHERE U R
UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH
HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA
want to burn 1000s of calories fast???
- try to put your bed sheets on your bed
I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.